I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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