would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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