whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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