i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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