So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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