I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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