Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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