I'm jealous of your bromance
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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