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She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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