with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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