if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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