dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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