I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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