Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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