But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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