508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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