no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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