At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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