In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
false alarm, still single
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