she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She even gives head with a lisp.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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