I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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