Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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