Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wish you could order shots online.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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