my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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