id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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