Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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