weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I think I just sharted jello shots
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