spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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