I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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