you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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