My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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