There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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