Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i think i have two assholes
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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