love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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