I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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