I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
