But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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