Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
