oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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