I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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