i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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