roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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