Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
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