Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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