who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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