I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
