either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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