he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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