Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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