Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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