I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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