i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I had to cum in my sink.
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