but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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