so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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