he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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