Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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