"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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