What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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